Telephone, TV are not necessities of life

By Alan Sorensen

My parents always said that their financial situation was

nobody else's business. That's why we never applied for any

college scholarships or loans when I came out of high

school. I paid my fees and books and my parents gave me a

place to stay and food to eat the first couple of years. (I

came out way ahead on that deal.)

Now I find myself on the brink of divulging my own

financial woes to the entire community (at least those who

have nothing better to do than read this column).

Just as other people have done for centuries, I have

financed cars, a home, appliances and furnishings. While

other people have refinanced some of their purchases,

usually their homes, I was forced a couple of weeks ago to

refinance my life.

I would have refinanced my home, but I didn't have enough

equity in it. Actually, I didn't have enough equity in my

retirement plan (they won't take that as collateral, anyway)

or my life insurance policy. I guess you could say I'm just

loaded with inequities.

What I do possess, however, is earning potential. It

doesn't work for banks, unless you're one of those who won

the lottery or are Steven Spielberg, so I went to a credit

counselor almost three weeks ago. (Note, I've never been

delinquent on any of my accounts and I paid them all more

than the minimum amount each month, sometimes by writing

credit card checks to my bank to cover the checks that I

wrote to the credit card companies. Robbing Peter to pay

Peter?)

My counselor is just like the credit counselors the ads and

government suggest we go to. She went over every monthly

expense I have and settled on a payment plan that will take

down all of my credit card debt in a little more than four

years.

After looking at the money I'll actually be able to keep

out of each pay check for the next four or five years, I

decided I should probably cancel my TV and phone and spend

more time in the library.

I feel happier being able to take my credit card bills

(they're the culprits I used to raise the kids) and give

them to someone else to pay. I do have to sign over about 85

percent of my monthly check to do it, but that's OK.

Besides feeling satisfied that I'm taking control of my

life (with my counselor's help), I'm feeling healthier.

Walking up the stairs to see the counselor has increased my

wind and chopping logs to heat my house has helped my

overall fitness.

After four years on a $2-a-day food allowance, I should be

able to eat hamburgers and pizzas again. I'll keep you

posted on how the belt-tightening is going.

Right now, I'm doing a lot of reading and taking care of

chores around the house. I used to feel like a muggle at a

quidditch match when it came to yard and house work, but now

I'm starting to feel like Harry Potter astride his golden

Firebolt.

It's been two weeks of beating a path to the Havre-Hill

County Library to get my doses of Hillerman, Grafton, Mrs.

Pollifax and Rowling.

Speaking of the library (some segue, eh?), I hope to

approach Bonnie Williamson about using the library meeting

room for a merchant genealogy meeting. I figure that since

the library has a collection of Polk Directories, it would

be a good place for everyone to meet and write down the

stores they remember and where they were located. We could

use the Polks for reference.

Here's an "oops" for you.

I covered the police beat for about 10 years, have been off

it for a year and am back on the circuit again. That's why

it's hard for me to understand how I could have made such a

rookie mistake last week.

Not only did I refer to the Hill County Sheriff's Office as

a department in a Wednesday story, I also announced in two

bold headlines Thursday salutes to the Hill County Sheriff's

Department and Blaine County Sheriff's Department. They are