Pamville Science News: Circle your party wagons

The Pamville science news editor tasked Pamville reporters to bring forth the latest hard-hitting dope on the recreational drug scene, scientifically speaking, that is.

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University of Connecticut officials in an internal review have found that their famous heart researcher, wine connoisseur and cheese cutter, Dipak Das has fabricated, falsified and manipulated data in the last seven years of his studies on red wine's benefits to cardiovascular health.

UConn officials recently turned down $890,000 in federal grants awarded to Das and have frozen all other external funding for his la...