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Oh, woe is me in these dark days.
A darkness, black and cold as the long nights of winter has settled into my heart, stolen my life, my livelihood, my reason for Internetting.
As if the prospect of waiting nearly five months for my next paid holiday hasn't been weighing heavily enough on my heart, my desire to go on, I now suffer the lack of my dear friend, co-worker and creative companion, Computer.
Oh, Computer, my beautiful workhorse, your keys are stilled, your speakers silenced, your screen deadened to blackness, your on-light offed. Your power supply is failed.
While you sit lifel...
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