Oh, mother, Russia

Great, a Russian spy ship is sitting off our East Coast and we are so far removed from the Cold War era that the internet, our goddess of all information, has us better prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse than a real life Red Dawn.

By now you’ve heard from multiple news sources that the Russian spy ship Viktor Leonov has been cruising the Atlantic Coast waters off Delaware, Connecticut and now Virginia since Tuesday.

The ship has stayed in international waters about 30 miles off the coast, but this incident has come hot on the heals after a Trump administration official said Russia has deployed...