Got any notions about taking the bite out of bugs?


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I've had it with these dang 'skeeters.

They bite my legs. Chew on my arms. Suck on my neck.

I swear, I have more mosquito and gnat bites on my body than the sultan of Brunei has wives.

You can play connect the dots on my legs, and paint by number of bites on my arms.

Played Frisbee Wednesday. Wore shorts and a T-shirt. The field at Northern was swarming with bugs and every one of them wanted to be my friend.

They buzzed in my ears. Flew up my nose. They're probably running through my veins.

Luke's wife, Stephanie, told me a dab of vanilla extract was the key to shielding the epidermis from...

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