An unholy matrimony


There have been bad marriages and then there is this.

Bad, you ask? This is worse than Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley had a better chance than these two people.

Bill Parcells and Jerry Jones aren't uniting in holy matrimony, rather holy monetary. Yesterday, Parcells according to reports, received a four-year, $17.1 million dollar contract from Jones to become the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

At least at a wedding, they ask, "if anyone believes that these two should not be united, speak now or forever hold your peace."

But no sportswriter would eve...

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