Do you hear that, Martha Burk?

Tick Tock Tick Tock

Do you hear that, Martha Burk? It's the clock ticking on your 15 minutes of fame. Thankfully it is winding down. You will have your day in a couple of weeks when the Masters is held.

Your face will be everywhere, your words will be regurgitated in papers across the country and, with the exception of Tiger Woods, you will be the most important person at the tournament.

However, when Woods most likely puts on his third green jacket, the last cries of sexism are yelled and the last protest sign is taken down, you and your golf course-sized ego will go back to your office at th...