A belated thank you for Father's Day

Yeah, so I didn't get my dad a Father's Day gift last weekend. It wasn't that I forgot. On the contrary, I knew exactly when Father's Day was, and exactly what I wanted to get. I had plans to get my dad a sweet new Odyssey White Hot putter, just like mine. If anybody has seen my dad putt a golf ball, they know that a knew putter with a soft face wasn't a gift, it was necessity.

Only there was a problem. I looked all over and couldn't find one that was the same. Sure, I probably should have ordered one specially to make sure that I would have one ready for Father's Day. Yeah, and I shouldn't...