It's, like, all way totally too much


Two words in seven minutes. That's it. That's all.

No, we're not talking about the last time I had a date, or the pace at which I write this column.

No, two words in seven minutes would roughly describe what took place at the initial court appearance of Kobe Bryant in Eagle, Colo.

For all the hype, the media coverage, the constant legal analysis, all we got was two words in seven minutes.

They weren't even big words. Kobe didn't holler "brobdingnagian prestidigitation" (gigantic slight of hand) or "sesquipedalian circumlocution" (using many syllables and many words to express an idea).


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