There is such a thing as too much television

I'll be the first to admit I watch too much television. It's a disgusting habit that probably makes me dumber every second. But I can't help it. My addiction is due to living in North Dakota for four winters. When the temperature is 75 below zero, suddenly cozying up in front of the TV doesn't sound like a bad idea.

It gets worse, I have two TV's in my room with dueling remote controls to maximize how much I can watch at once.

It's sick really, I'll have a football game on one channel and MTV on the other, or I'll be playing my Playstation 2 while watching Seinfeld reruns.

On certain Saturday'...