It's easy: Open mouth, insert foot
It's pretty simple, really. Anyone can do it. I know because I do it all the time. Here's the instructions: Open mouth wide and insert foot. Wearing a shoe is optional.
Yep, I didn't just put my foot in my mouth with my flurry of taunts, insults and jabs directed toward the Montana State Bobcats and their fans. I jammed both feet and most of my lower legs in as well.
Can you blame me? It started out so simply. A comment here, a taunt there, an insult here, a meth reference there. It was so easy. And it was somewhat deserved after the amount of abuse I took following last year's Cat-Griz gam...
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