More correct Super Bowl predictions? Don't bet on it

Guess who's back? Back again? Shady's back, tell your friends.

I thought of coming up with a triumphant quote for the return of my column. Something profound, something meaningful, something that would make people say, "Man that guy is smart."

But all I could come up with was some old Eminem lyrics. Damn you, MTV and your Newlywed reruns, you're making me dumber by the moment.

Sorry for the hiatus, but the overwhelming number of sporting events in the area has forced me to dial back my unconscious stream of babble.

But there was no way I was not having a column this week because it's Super Bow...