Manning's perfect world

In a perfect world, I'd be a foot taller, a lottery winner, married to Jennifer Garner and the San Diego Chargers would draft Eli Manning out of spite.

But to steal a line from the song that plays in the background of the date scene of the movie "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's dead" - "Oh, this ain't no perfect world."

First of all, two of my four wishes are impossible, one is a possibility and other I'm sure could happen if she just met me and let my boyish charm convince her. But that's another story or a stalking trial, whatever you want to call it.

I'm pretty sure I won't be growing any t...