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Red Sox resemble a slow pitch softball team

At the beginning of this baseball season, I was filled with grandiose hopes and lofty dreams of the Boston Red Sox finally beating the New York Yankees for the American League title and somehow winning the World Series. But after this last three-game series in New York, I've basically seen those hopes and dreams crushed and run over again and again.

Is it too much to ask for the Yankees to lose? Is it too much to ask for A-Rod to go into an 0-147 slump? Is it too much to ask that Derek Jeter suddenly can't field a ball and be forced to date ugly women? Is it too much to ask for the Yankees...

 

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