Stephen Colbert shaves head for American troops in Iraq
June 8, 2009
KIM GAMEL Associated Press Writer BAGHDAD
It's official. Stephen Colbert has declared victory in the war in Iraq. But the top U.S. commander in the country says not so fast. Colbert, wearing a camouflage suit and tie, brought "The Colbert Report" Comedy Central's political satire in which he plays a conservative TV pundit to hundreds of U.S. troops at Camp Victory, the U.S. military headquarters on the we s t e rn edge o f Baghdad. He drew rousing applause from the uniformed audience when he poked fun at the fact that many of them have been deployed to Iraq multiple times and c o u l d end u p in Afghanistan as soon as the U.S. effort there accelerates. "It must be nice here in Iraq because I understand some of you keep coming back again and again," he said during the taping of the first show on Sunday. "You've earned so many frequent flyer miles, you've earned a free ticket to Afghanistan." But the loudest roars came when his first guest, Gen. Ray Odierno, accepted a videotaped order from President Barack Obama to shave Colbert's head. The towering, bald general started the job with an electric razor, although a stylist finished it off. The back-and-forth was humorous, but it took on serious undertones as Colbert sought to cast a spotlight on the declining attention paid to the 6-year-old war in Iraq. Colbert, who traveled to Iraq from Kuwait on Friday on board a military transport plane, has said he was spurred to make the trip when he noticed economic news coverage eclipsing reports from Baghdad. The four shows, which were being taped in the domed marble hall at Saddam Hussein's former Al Faw Palace, will air today through Thursday at 11:30 p.m. EDT. Claiming the war must be over because nobody's talking about it anymore, Colbert invoked the power of cable television to "officially declare we won the Iraq war." He offered a list of successes and commentary to bolster his point. They included finding weapons of mass destruction, which was deemed "easier than we thought," and telling the troops that President Barack Obama should deploy them to the struggling General Motors. However, his first guest, Odierno, disagreed the war has ended. "We're not quite ready to declare victory," he said. "Things are moving forward but again, it's about bringing long-term stability."