Miracle of modern menopause

Of all the miraculous advances in medicine that could be made, such as curing cancer, re-growing nerves and producing a medical marijuana plant that doesn't attract law enforcement, scientists at the European fertility conference in Rome reported that they now can use a blood test to predict the onset of menopause.

That's fabulous. Earth shattering really. Thanks guys. Now women all over the world can plan ahead to be miserable.

Seriously, most women like to plan — even I like to plan. I could sit around all day planning to get something done, so planning ahead for menopause would be a re...