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Ever diligent about bringing the latest fabricated news to the public, Pamville News reporters have digitally and editorially re-mastered announcements about the Apple iPad scheduled for release into the wilds. Saturday, Apple Computer Inc. is debuting its new handheld computer Apple iPad. Steve Jobs, Apple's head cheese, announced in January the forthcoming iPad. The early announcement gave Apple time to build the hype for its product, allowed prospective buyers time to save money for the pricey googaw (yes, that's industry standard terminology), and every comedian, satirist and fourth-rat...