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Pamville News in short shorts

Here at Pamville News we stand four-square against the real news (don't tell the editor) and all the mundane, factual information contained therein. Reporters insist on adding a bunch of, y'know, researched and articulated information after the headline and, really, all they need is a good subhead under the title to summarize the blah blah blah. To start off the new year right Pamville News is bringing you the real news summarized in short with our enlightening subheads. Health • "Tips to slim down and save money" (msnbc.com) Eat less — doh! • "Controversial mammogram guidelines rebut...

 

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