Karma rocks the universe

Lately, I've had cause to wade in the deeper end of the intellectual puddle.

Despite my preference for shallower thoughts, I've been contemplating more philosophical and theological topics than usual — searching for answers to the most profound question of all, the first question in a person's life and the first question in all the universe: Why?

Specifically, I want to know: Why has all this stupid shinola been happening to me?

Specificallier (and this only a partial list, from only the last two weeks): One of my horses kicked at a biting bug, hit the side of the tack shed instead and br...