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By Pam Bauer 

Life and death here at the punchline


I am a cold-blooded killer.

Just thought I'd put that out there before telling this joke:

A group of researchers decided to study the effects of culture on ingenuity. To conduct their study, they gave two Russian military specialists a couple of metal bars and locked them in a room for one week. When the Russians were let out, they emerged with a missile that they'd made out of the metal bars.

Amazed, the scientists then gave two metal bars to two engineers from Japan and locked them in the room. After a week, the Japanese guys emerged with a precision milling machine they'd made from th...

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