Secrets? We don't need no stinkin' secrets
I don't like secrets. The whole point of a secret isn't to keep information from people; the point is to let them know that you know something they don't know, usually for some ulterior motive.
If someone really wants to keep information confidential, they simply don't say anything, right? You don't know they know something worth knowing because they know how to keep their pie hole shut. Y'know?
If, for example, you walked into your neighbor Darwin's home office and saw the random flotsam and jetsam of office notes and files scattered about his desk you'd think nothing of it. E...