The true story, as told by Penguina the Cat

My human calls me Penguina for my alleged resemblance to a penguin. That silly name is not my true name but, never mind. I write this with keyboard assistance from Dee Dee, Sondra's daughter. We cats have a superior means of communication. But that is another story.

Sonddra Ashton

The first clue I had that something was up was when my servant, Sondra, was late coming home from work. Work, hmmm, something I don't really understand. But she smells so delicious when she comes home. Sometimes, chicken, sometimes, fish. Mmmm. Oh, I'm forgetting where I was. Anyway, we have a system I worked out. Im...