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The headline will read “Woman dies shopping for refrigerator.”
Readers will be expecting to find that I was crushed by a 22 cubic foot appliance, flattened like Wile E. Coyote, but no, shopping is the silent killer.
It’ll be a heart attack that gets me, maybe a stroke or an aneurysm just to shake things up a bit. My last words will be “I hate shopping,” then goodnight, Irene, I’ll drop to the floor in a resounding thud of defeat.
It shouldn’t be this hard.
I know what I don’t want. I don’t want my current refrigerator, for starters, which has the freezer right there at...
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