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The opening salvos from the animal army

As I’ve said before, I’m not much of a conspiracy buff, mostly because you have to keep track of so many details and care very deeply and madly about stuff, and I’m all, “Bleh, this is just crazy talk. I’m gonna go watch funny cat videos on Youtube.”

Sometimes, though, I look at the headlines and I think the animal kingdom is fixing to mount a coordinated effort, an animal war of sorts, to take humans down.

My ongoing coverage of this phenomenon is an attempt to create a permanent record of this hostile takeover for the shreds of humanity still surviving in the future — pro...

 

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