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View from the North 40: Somewhere between a few minutes and forever

I’ve been a big, fat, liar, liar, pants on fire all week long. I’d be more concerned with this uncharacteristic laps in moral standards, but I’ve been on vacation and I just can’t muster the energy to show the proper amount remorse.

This general laziness also explains why all my lies include the phrase “a few minutes.”

“I’ll get started on that in a few minutes.”

“I’m just going to lay back down for a few minutes.”

“I’ll be there in just a few minutes.”

“I’m just going to sit here and close my eyes for a few minutes.”

“I’ll take care of that in...

 

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