Hello, God. It's me, Mara.

You know, Lord, it is entertaining and amusing to look up Bizarre and Unique Holidays. July does have some interesting ones. For instance, last week was Peach Ice Cream Day. Not every one has tried that flavor, right, Sister Sal? Oh, maybe you and yours have, tee-hee — since you live in a big city.

This week we have a Cousin’s Day on the 24th — so Happy Day, Cousins! That day is also Tell an Old Joke Day; we probably all know a few old jokes.

Coming up the 25th is Threading the Needle Day. We were pretty young, way back then, when our Mama taught us girls how to do that!

Another...