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Last updated 9/11/2020 at 7:58am

You know, Lord, sometimes while rummaging around looking for one thing, one uncovers something that was saved from long ago. How about this one saved from when working in lower elementary grades - just sharing some cute ones:

Why God made moms: Answers given by second grade school children to the following questions:

 Why did God make mothers?  1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. He did a lot of stirring. 3...



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