View from the North 40: It's a twisty line from A to doomed

A 38-year-old man was stuck for two days inside the pipe base of a giant fan in a California vineyard. And I think this might be a sign.

The man is, The Associate Press reported June 9, expected to recover, though the photo shows a barely-larger-than-human sized pipe with a bare knee and thigh sticking out of an access hole. The guy said he climbed the fan to get a good view of the nearby tractor for a photo.

Before you all succumb to the urge to roll your eyes and say, “Californians,” you should know that officers reported that the man had more methamphetamine in his vehicle than photography...