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View from the North 40: Wouldn't that be a Wonka life

As tragedy, after strife, after contention, after attack rolls through the news cycle, the one news byte that really hit home is this: North Americans are facing a maple syrup shortage of such dire proportions that Canada has had to tap its national emergency strategic stockpile of maple syrup to get us through these desperate times.

I am not joking about this.

I have been craving pancakes with maple syrup for more than two weeks now, and the thought of not having maple syrup to slather on them when I finally do make them is enough to break my already sketchy state of composure. Admittedl...

 

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