Hello, God. It's me, Mara.

You know, Lord, occasionally humorous things have a bit of logic; since some months have a few wacky holidays about food, this one seemed appropriate for August. Author unknown, titled:

To a friend:

How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible? He laughed and said "I'm tasting all that is possible. I try to eat the food I need, and do the things I should. But life's so short, my friend, I hate missing out on something good.

"This year I realized how old I was." (He grinned) "I haven't been this old before. So, before I die, I've got to try those things that for year...