Hello, God. It's me, Mara.

Lord, You watched two gals enjoying a quiet time in the park. A young fellow stopped and asked: "Are you Miss Sue?" Sue smiled and nodded her head. He continued: "I've been looking forward to seeing you for a long time, mainly to tell you that you were the best teacher I ever had in school."

Sue looked speechless, but before she spoke, he smiled, "Do you remember once in middle school, there was some peanut butter spread on the bottom of the slide and some kids, sliding down, got dirty."

Miss Sue gasped, "Was that you?"

He smiled, "But that's not what I came to tell you. Shortly after...