View from the North 40: Beware the wild-eyed, feral one

The essentials for traveling out of the country are simple:

• Have a reliable vehicle.

• Have a good driver.

• Bring a familiar blanky and comfort food for the neurotic companion.

• Leave the crazy-eyed feral one at home.

This is a story about my recent trip to Seattle, Washington, in which the only eventful thing, or running joke if you will, is the talking GPS’ continual disappointment with us that we would deviate from its chosen path. Apparently you have to program in food, fuel and bathroom breaks. She was not amused.

My husband, John, had gotten the pickup ready to roll. He’d built a nic...