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You know, Lord, sometimes unusual things happen when groups of gals get together. While enjoying tea on the patio, Lesha spoke up: "You know - a friend called, said Missy had lost her baby, not even one hour old. What a shock! I said: 'Isn't it great! Abigail returns to her heavenly home to her relatives until her mom and dad join her!' I don't know how that went over - but that's what popped out of my mouth."

Then Sal spoke up: "Reminds me of when I cleaned at a Care Center. One old guy wanted me to call him 'Grandpa'. He said he was on his way to heaven - I tried to change the subject...