I hope this letter finds you well, albeit busy as heck, I’m sure! It’s that time of year!
I wanted to let you know that I’ve been good.
Regarding lumps of coal and such. I would love something more environmentally friendly. Could you please give me a solar panel?
You can just leave it on the roof!
How is the North Pole? I’ve been worried about you. Do you have “winter?” I know our glaciers are melting faster than scientists thought. Here in Montana, they are really shrinking.
One of our Congressmen said that he can eat his sandwich watching them melt!