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Winter is relatively awesome here

Everything is relative. That's what I always say.

Sure it's no Albert Einstein's theory of relativity that my "Dictionary of Theories" explains as: "In non-inertial (accelerated) systems, certain fictitious forces make their appearance while also having a connection with the forces due to gravity, where the acceleration produced is independent of the mass." (I swear I didn't make that up.)

Pam Burke

But, really who all is smart enough to imagine something like that. I'm no Einstein, but that explanation sounds like it could be the cause of a catastrophic disruption in the space-time continuum...


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