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View from the North 40: Just keep freaking until the pheromones kick in

I didn’t even know that cat pheromone diffusers existed. Really, who thinks of making an electricity driven device that dispenses feline happy-pheromones, so how was I supposed to know that I should have one for my cat, Tony-O.

I mean, it sounds like something Hollywood made up to solve a problem in a movie or TV series. Like, they really like the stressed-cat backstory, but in the scene before the pivotal scene for the main character they need the cat bit to fade from focus so one of the writers says, “Hey, she’s a scientist, why don’t we just have her synthesize some cat happy-pheromones and...


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