Another bowling season is rolling our way on the Hi-Line

"Bowling is a wonderful sport. It teaches self-restraint, patience, loyalty, forgiveness, and many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you hadn't started to bowl."

Are bowlers athletes? In the course of 42 games, a pro player will lift more than five tons, carry it for a total of two miles, and toss the ball more than 700 times at an average of 17 mph at a target 600 feet away.

We aren't pros so I figure you can double all of the above, except the mph, and that's only half of our season. No wonder we're tired when April arrives.

I'm back so you know what time of the year it is. Women's...