Improve fishing? Bring it indoors, get rid of lines
May 10, 2002
It had been nearly 20 years since I last went fishing and now I know why.
I am not the world's worst fisherman. That would be an insult to the world's worst fisherman.
I am the worst of the worst.
The cream of the cream.
The poster child for how not to fish.
It started out as a valiant effort last Friday after work. Luke, our photographer, was heading to the Upper Lake for a few leisurely hours of fishing. I asked to join him.
It was a brisk 50-degree afternoon by the lake. The winds were Herculean, shoving my 160-pound frame around the banks like it was a defensive tackle and I was the pun...